First, create a slurry of bacon, yogurt, and your favorite energy drink. Then in a seperate bowl add the vanilla ice cream, beef bouillon, jalapeno, tabasco sauce, and the hot sauce. Then, mix the two together and add the peanut liqueur, plum liqueur, and at last lime liqueur.

For a real treat, add a bit of bleach. Clorox works the best. Have you hugged your toilet today?

Enjoy