Put two ice cubes in a glass and add 2 parts vodka, 1 part strong coffee liqueur (think Kahlua® Especial), and top it off with 2 parts overpriced sweetened coffee (think Starbucks Frappuccino®). It's like a sweeter, stronger, more expensive White Russian. Yuppie-riffic! Toss a couple back and discover what a night of sleeping on the floor/balcony/driveway really feels like. Come on, be somebody!