Prepare a tall glass partly full of ice then add approximately 50ml (tiny bottle) of a Lemon Rum such as Bacardi Limon. Fill the glass the rest of the way with Full Throttle Blue Demon Energy Drink. Sip at your own pace and see if your vision improves.

Amusing suggestion: Find an unused or thoroughly cleaned and rinsed spray bottle and add the mixed drink to it. Proceed to carry with you through the party, occasionally drinking from it.

(Interesting point: it actually does smell a bit like your average glass cleaner.)