Prepare a tall glass full of ice then add a long pour of Triple sec, next add a dash of mixer Lime juice, next add a medium pour of Orange soda. Mix in some frozen ice pops of your choice (aka otter pops, aka freeze pops). Add a short pour of green apple sour schnapps. We added two types of tequila: high end Jose Quervo stuff and some random Margaritaville: These give it that random, slightly harsh vitamin taste (add these to taste based on your target drunkeness level). Top off with a maraschino cherry.