First get a tall glass a quarter filled with ice, then do about 2 squirts of real lime juice. Then add about 2 1/2 shots of the strawberry vodka. Next add 4 parts mountain dew, then 2 parts Squirt soda, and last the Orangina drink. You can't even taste the alcohol! This will also get you very drunk, I suggest maybe even 3 shots of the vodka for more adventuring types.