Kahlua coffee liqueur - 1 oz. Banana Schnapps - 1.5 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream - 1 oz. (maybe 1.5 oz) Milk (to make it healthy) - 1 oz. (cream is okay in place of milk) Shake well and pour. It's best cold. Alternate name: Ever see "Clerks II"? Remember how Randall wanted to "take back" the term "porch monkey"? - this drink was going to be my way to help take it back. Honestly, I had *never* heard that expression before. I was completely clueless. After talking with other people, it became clear that there was just no way to make that name acceptable. And within a few days of that, I saw a Law & Order episode where some white supremacist guy made a comment about "...the two Jews and the porch monkey..." and then I understood. I was horrified. So, my deepest apologies if I have offended anyone. I did not know better at the time, but now I do. Booze has added to my education! If you were offended by this story, please tell me and I will edit it out. I do not mean to offend. This was just the telling of a learning experience. |
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