I was left to my own devices at a very sweetly stocked bar in my friend's apartment. Here is how I got drunk off my ass with two drinks.

Grab a nice-sized glass, throw in some ice. Fill about one-fifth of it with vodka, fill it to a little over halfway with Apple Pucker, and then top it off with that green Monster energy drink. Mix well- it should turn a murky, questionable olive green color but trust me, it tastes like sour apple goodness.

(named after the special ingredient and what two glasses of this had me doing for the rest of the night!)