Get a pint of your favourite lager. Drink half of it, then top it up with the 'Malt Liquor' (Smirnoff Ice), leaving 2 shots worth of space at the top of the glass.
Then add Black Aftershock (or Blackcurrant-flavoured spirit of any kind around 40%) and the Vodka.
Looks like very dirty water, but tastes like fruity sweets.