Prepare a shaker full of chopped ice (the crush feature on your fridge is intended) then add the Vodka, next add the Spiced rum, next add the Melon liqueur, next add the Triple sec, next add the Peach schnapps, next add the Pineapple juice, top off with Orange juice, shake and distribute to the masses.
(do not strain, serves 2)
This is a tasty mixer that is full of goodness(alcohol) and has all the flavor of tasty juices. THe girls love it and it has enough alcohol in it for the men to be willing to try it.
(Orange juice selection is important here. I use Tropicana Pure Premium. If you use some cheap canned juice you'll find it mildly disappointing. Remember, you are serving from your HOME not some shoddy bar)