This drink is named after the wonderfully athletic (although highly troglodytic) tight-end for the NY Giants, Jeremy Shockey. Befitting a man with a tattoo of a bald eagle over an American flag, this cocktail loves freedom, as well as anything "x-treme". Add one part bourbon to one part mountain dew. Serve in a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a jolly rancher instead of an olive. CAUTION: This drink is intended for novelty purposes only. Myself, Jeremy Shocky, and the New York Giants cannot be held responsible for the flavor of this libation.