Disclaimer: This drink is for experienced drinkers only. It's not designed to look nice, it's not even designed to taste nice, it's designed to rip your head off and get you absolutely wasted. So don't say I didn't warn you.

Add to a mixer, the Absinthe, Lime Vodka and Lemon Gin and shake thoroughly for 20 seconds. Pour into shot glasses so that it is 3/4 full. Pour in the (green) Creme de Menthe and leave to mix while you prepare the salt. The resulting mix should be an almost luminous green in colour, giving the drink it's name.

The salt should be about a 1/4 of a teaspoon in volume and should be placed in a small pile in the 'web' in between the thumb and forefinger of whichever hand you will not be picking up the glass with.

To drink, first suck the salt and then (with the salt still in your mouth) down the entire contents of the shot. (After swallowing, it may be appropriate to let out a rather violent scream, but that's personal taste, hehe)

After drinking, please sit down for at least 5 minutes, and don't drink any more alcohol for at least 15 minutes. Also, you should never drink more than 4 Nuclear Waste's in one session as this could be quite rather disturbing, trust me, personal experience. I never did find out who that cat belonged to... A Nuclear Waste can be a very good start to an evening, as a 'lead-in' for more (hopefully less potent) drinks.