This sounds really nasty, but it's the best Jungle Juice recipe I've ever tasted. Came across this one in Santa Barabara on Isla Vista Blvd.

First, secure for use a CLEAN large tub, ice-chest, bathtub, bucket, etc. (something big to hold tasty beverage).

Then buy a gallon of Popov Vodka (a handle), 30-pack of whatever cheap beer you want (I've only tried Keystone Lager), a 1 or 2 pound bag of ice and 5 different Minute Maid juice concentrates (you know, the kind you usually mix in a pitcher with 5 containers full of water, you can use berry punch, fruit punch, limeade, pink lemonade, strawberry juice, etc., but I recommend staying away from orange juice and anything grape).

Checklist:
Large container
5 different juice concentrates
30-pack of cheap beer
Handle/gallon of cheap vodka
Big bag of ice

Now that you have all your ingredients, pour it all into your large container as fast as you can. Stir. Serve.