This drink was created in about five minutes one very boring night behind the bar, solely because we wanted a drink we could call a "golden shower". It actually turned out OK.

1. Shake 30ml Butterscotch Schnapps, 30ml Gold Tequila (something with a decent burn, like Jose Cuevera. Nothing too smooth, but none of that nasty paint-stripping stuff, either), and 30ml OJ with ice.

2. Pour into whatever glass you like. We did it over crushed ice in a martini glass for that extra-manky "piss in snow" look, but a spirit glass with a slice of orange as a urinal hockey puck would be equally amusing.

3. Serve to an unsuspecting friend

4. After they approve, tell them the name of the drink

5. Spend the rest of the evening trying to convince them that urine wasn't *actually* an ingredient.