Listen: go get yourself some vodka--I don't care what kind, get your favorite. Or just whatever is lying around. Then, get yourself some Dr. Pepper (what this site seems to insist upon me calling "Pepper cola"). And forget about this Vanilla Cherry Dirty Dick shit, just good old mutherfukkin' Dr. Pepper. It's better if the DP is chilled so you don't have to use ice. Mix whataver amounts of both you want, and voila! You're living the good life.