Mix the ingredients in a toilet then tranfer via a vacuum (contructed from the beaks of birds and the peaks of caps) into your chosen drinking vessel. Cap off witha small shower cap or skull cap. Allow 3 years to ferment and then pierce the cap with a pin (creating a minute aperture). Quickly suck down hard on this dirty conconction, do not gag, swirl in the out-back of your gullet and swallow. Now sit back and ponder the mystery of celebratory.