Prepare a tall glass full of ice then add Vodka, half a lemon's juice, half a lime's juice, a couple dashes each of salt and pepper, a few shakes of Worcestershire sauce and the tomato juice. (The real thing, NOT Bloody Mary mix or V8!) Shake well, and strain out ice while pouring into another glass. The celery stalk is optional.

(This was a recipe from my former roommate from Austin, TX, who floored me with this drink. Enjoy it on a sunny day!)