SKIP AND GO NAKED by ANDYMAN158
FIRST GET A 5 GALLON CONTAINER. DUMP A HANDE OF VODKA INTO IT, THEN POUR A CASE(24)BEERS INTO THAT. SECOND, POUR A 2 LITRE OF VAULT ENERGY DRINK INTO THE MIX. THIRD POUR A JUG OF PINK LEMONADE INTO AND A GOOD AMOUNT OF ICE. mIX THOUROGHLY. LET CHILL FOR 30 MIN AND THEN PROCEED TO GET F*%^*D UP!
Summer Punch by hartley
This will serve a small party. Buy 1 can of frozen pink lemonade concentrate. Dump into a pitcher. Use vodka to mix it with instead of water. Add 2 longnecks of Indian Pale Ale (I use Harpoon IPA, but any IPA will do. Other beers are not recommended). Stir. Enjoy.