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Booze
2 parts Vodka
1 part Triple sec
Mixers
2 parts Cranberry juice
1 part Lime juice
Garnishes
Lime
Directions
This is a great drink to have with your grandmother.

First, get your grandma to go out to her cranberry field and pick about a bucketfull. Next, make her stomp the juice out, that is great for her bunions. Third, combine ingredients as above in a shaker and shake with ice, using grandma's stomache exersizing vibration machine. Third, pour into a mason jar and enjoy!

(This goes great on top of a knitted green coaster!)
Rating
A+
Based on
5 votes


alternate ways to make this drink
basic cosmopolitan by lola
This is probably the simplest cosmopolitan ever, but it's my personal favorite. Pour 1 oz. vodka, 1 oz. cranberry juice, 0.5 oz. triple sec and 0.5 oz lime juice into into a cocktail shaker. Add ice and well, shake. Strain into a martini glass, rub the rim with a slice of lime, then use it to garnish.


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I still like a Cosmo with Citrus vodka much better, but I loved the directions on how to mix this one :) toblerone.king (61 days ago)
bubble This drink is awesome time and time again. I've tried MANY different variations of the Cosmo and none of them except this one have been consistently good. Plus, who can go wrong with a drink that you tell Gramma to make you? jakapi (546 days ago)
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i ♥ amanda! squeegebeckenheim (633 days ago)
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