A rich and delicious drink that'll please the party pussies.

Start off with a couple scoops of extra cold vanilla ice cream in a quality blender. Add 4-5 shots of Malibu. Really, you can add as much as you want. You won't be able to taste it once the drink is done. Begin blending the ice cream and liquor together. It won't blend well, so add JUST enough vanilla cola to get the ingredients swirling around...you want it to be as thick and smooth as possible, just like a tasty wholesome milkshake. Divvy it up and serve.

By the way, this drink is so smoooooth you can feed it to Mormons and they wouldn't know there's booze in it. Try it on an unsuspecting Nazarene or that girl you desperately want to get drunk enough to date-rape, you sick fuck.